No native speakers here. Due to current course however, I'll use this one for another anecdote "Neues aus dem Rollenspiel"
Scenario: The group, consisting of two male warriors (one Scorpion Bushi, masked, badass, fragile speedster and one Phoenix Bushi, laid back and relaxed, some kind of Mighty Glacier in combat), one male mage/priest (well, sort of. Phoenix Shugenja, intelligent, lacks humour, throws fireballs when provoked) and one female mage/priest (again, sort of. Fox Shugenja, Medic, greedy and jolly), finds itself again at the brink of mental destruction. They fought back an army of zombies, destroyed an evil circle of bloodsorcerers and faced certain death while reporting these events to their superiors. Now they face a new trial: Marriage of the female Fox Shugenja.
The aftermath of the zombie invasion still hangs heavily on the city, while the Player Characters are still recovering and - at the same time - try to brace themselves for the marriage in an inplay week or so. The Fox Shugenja, fully knowing that her groom lacks the ability to consummate the marriage physically, walks a nearby forest to search for hearbs countering Acratia.
Game Master: *rolls a few dice* There are certain herbs, but you are not quiete sure they'll do the job.
Fox Shugenja: Nevermind. Are there any Animal Spirits here?
Game Master: I beg your pardon?
Fox Shugenja: You passed a note to me the last session. There's a gate to the Animal Realm at the river yonder. It is possible that there are any Animal Spirits nearby and I, as a Fox Shugenja, have the mystical ability to communicate with them.
Game Master: *starts sweating cold, because there's a complex plot about kidnapping etc for the Marriage waiting, and hasn't anticipated nor prepared any Spirit-related plot events.* Let's see ... yes, there is a Crane-Spirit cleaning its feathers. It's called a Tsuru-Spirit, for the record.
Fox Shugenja: Allright, I want to talk to it.
Game Master: *trying to shoo the PC away* The Tsuru spreads its wings after spotting you, showing his magnificent feathers "What say you, Mortal? Am I not beautiful? You may honor me with a poem, if you like. But chances are that I am just too gorgeous for words"
Fox Shugenja: *jolly* I like this guy.
Several minutes later, the Shugenja convinced the Spirit to share some information about humans in the area (possibly bandits to root out). In return, the Spirit asks to be taken to the human city "for fun". The Shugenja happily agrees.
Fox Shugenja: Tsuru-Spirits are shapeshifters, right? Is it male or female? I'd like to instruct it to take the form of a samurai.
Game Master: *desperate because the plot isn't going as planned. NOT AT ALL* Errr *rolls a die* It's male, and it has taken human form a long time ago, so it doesn't need that much instruction. It just shapes its form out of memory.
Fox Shugenja: Great! What does it looks like?
Game Master: *rolls dice again, surprised* Well, if there is a scale ranging from 1 to 10, while 1 represents Quasimodo and 10 Brad Pitt, this guy hits critical on a 24.
Fox Shugenja: *a male Player, no less, starts drooling*
Three hours later I, as the wayward GM, called a halt. The Marriage isn't even in reach, while the aforementioned Session contained serious lusting after the poor Crane-Spirit. Guess how it ended.
GM: Well ... you have a bit of a hangover after drinking a little bit to much in the Geisha House. After a while, the Oka-san threw you three in a seperate room.
Fox Shugenja: Aaaww, I had fun.
GM: No doubt. The Tsuru morphed into his original form at dawn and you said your farewells, while he thanks you for the experience. "That was reeeaaally fun", he admits.
Fox Shugenja: *smiles blissfully*
GM: *rather sadistic* Well, you have a serious problem now.
Fox Shugenja: I wasn't a virigin in the first place, so the moment isn't ruined by my marriage in ... err, eight days or so.
GM: *grinning* Oh, I knew of your promiscuous ways before, my dear. I'm speaking of your colleague, the Doji-Magistrate. You know, the pretty boy with the bleached hair. The one you couldn't stand and picked up to gloat with your Tsuru-Spirit.
Fox Shugenja: Wait, WHAT?!? But how ...
GM: He tagged along, even when you went into your seperate room. I have to inform you that he is apparantly bisexual.
Fox Shugenja: Oh Crap. I want to sneak away before he wakes up.
GM: *increasingly sadistic* Unfortunately, he is lying on your arm.
Fox Shugenja: Shoot!
GM: *smiling* You can always bite your arm off, you know.
Fox Shugenja: Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap ... I feel dirty somehow.
GM: That's what you get for bonking your colleague and a spirit in one night a week before your wedding.
Fox Shugenja: So I don't get any Honour Points?
So much for my Intrigue Plot. I waved it goodbye, but I must confess: My Players have been greatly improving my improvisasion and convinced me that sexual tensions are invaluable for RPG. Also, male Players always play lustful women.